Training Your Cat

First - way of high humanism Buy it the most modern and expensive litter box, the best filler with an exotic flavor and romantic name "Cat's dreams". Place the litter box in the bathroom or in another clean and safe place of the apartment. Carry there a cat if you see it wants to ease itself. Kindly and gently persuade your fluffy angel to ease itself in smelly "sand". Say it that it is well done, it is the most intelligent and beautiful cat the world! Second method - tolerant Did gentle words, trendy tray and scented filler not work? Does a cat continue to spoil anywhere? Then cry out in its mind and self-esteem. Explain that even though he has the freedom of choice: to spoil culturally or in wild, vulgar way - better to choose the first one. Millions homeless relatives are poor without fragrant filler, for the elite being it is logically and naturally to enjoy all the benefits of civilization. Therefore, the more unconventional way a cat defecates, the more it lives up to its status as a highly civilized cat. The utility of the acquisition of cultural skills for consolidation of society is necessary to explain very convincingly. Nevertheless, the main thing for a long time. At this time, a cat should not sleep, eat or play, just listen to you. In the end, it realizes that the owner is loyal, but does not put up with the low cultural level of his pet. Hopeless mentally cat with developed oratorical skills of the owner will soon become not just go into the tray, but also on the toilet and wipe with toilet paper! Third way - "carrot and stick" or democratic The cat understood and learnt everything, knows the rules of civilized living, perfectly shits in the tray. However, occasionally, its primitive nature gets the upper hand, and it pays tribute to the wild tradition - marks territory, eases itself in places where you cannot get either a broom or vacuum cleaner, leaves puddles in the midst of a fluffy carpet, apparently imagining that this is spring's grass. How to curb such cat? An effective way for the majority of all individuals - the method of reward and punishment. It used the tray - well done, get the sweets! It shits in the corner - go to the balcony, in a closet, in the hallway, and sit without food and circuses! Even better - get a dog. Then you will be able to play many scenarios by type: "divide and rule" and to pump skill of consciousness manipulator. Fourth - Darwinian method Your cat is not so clever as strong and capricious? Are you a supporter of natural selection and are not inclined to mourn the weak individuals, not overpowered "fire, water and copper pipes"? Then let the pet go into the cruel and vulgar world: let it fight for a place to shit where the "coolest cats" have divided territory. Get ready to put up with bitten ears and tail of former glazed handsome. With battle scars, brazen cries-orders "Give food," "Let to walk" with inhospitable snout "Do not touch me '- when you try to stroke it. Now, your cat is a real alpha male at the concept! The most important of which are not to ease itself where it is not allowed. Fifth method - authoritarian If you do not agree to get it out of fleas, scab and heal battle wounds, injections and pills smuggle through the fangs, the Darwinian method of education a cat is not for you. How to deal with its leadership qualities? All your gentle admonitions and reasonable arguments it listened with a disdainful expression of the snout. It ate yummies, then shat in the middle of the bedroom and slowly retired with dignity of the supreme god. The most effective way is a method of force. Show this restive asshole who's boss! A couple of good punches of the slippers on the back at the crime place and inflated ego of the cat will quickly rush to the plinth. Sixth method – Christian If none of these methods have been successful, it is one - to accept and love.

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